State your most badass way to kill someone

Zane Truesdale

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Title.

You were given infinite power, and all you have to do to keep it is kill a random asshole of your choosing in the most [badass, awesome, epic, etc] way possible. How would you do it, and what would you do with your power afterwards?
 

Robotnik

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I would use my infinite power to permanently ban Magic Missile from redsun so the community would then come up with a plan to kill/ban me in the most horrific, epic way possible. (Kinda like how Tohru messes with hackers sometimes)

You never said the random asshole of my choosing couldn't be myself.